HWX: A Kinder, Gentler Machine Gun Hand

It’s a special Friday edition of HWX, with Brian Ward of Fraters Libertas and Paul Happe of the Nihilist in Golf Pants who reconvene to discuss the important issues of the day. Topics addressed include:

• The family favorite segment “What are you drinking?” and our potentially controversial libation choices.
• The recent Supreme Court decisions and what that august body can learn from the NBA draft.
• Review of “Jurassic World” and preview of the new movie “Jurassic Campaign: Hillasaurus Rex”.
• Donald Trump’s entrance into the Presidential sweepstakes and his unfortunate choice of a campaign theme song, with a dramatic reading from Paul Happe
• Martin O’Malley appeals to broad ethnic stereotypes in his campaign theme songs.

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Call Me Caitlyn And The New Normal

It’s a special Monday edition of HWX, with Brian Ward of Fraters Libertas and Paul Happe of the Nihilist in Golf Pants who reconvene to discuss the important issues of the day. Topics addressed include:

• The meaning of Bruce and/or Caitlyn Jenner, including a preview of this summer’s blockbuster biopic starring Jack Nicholson
• Hurricane Hillary Clinton hits Houston with her conspiracy theory of the moment: systematic disenfranchisement of the poor, people of color, and young people by Republicans from coast to coast. We pick through the rubble, with an assist from the X Files.
• The meaning of black and/or white NAACP activist and Africana Studies professor Rachel Dolezal.
• The latest vocal stylings of Democrat Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, including return appearances of Jackie Mason, the Anteater from Pink Panther, and special appearance by Bob Marley.
• This Week in Gate Keeping, and the newspaper the East Oregonian heralding yet another societal barrier falling with the triumph of an Amphibian American.

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HWX: Bibles, Bakeries, Corruption, Sex, and the US Presidency, with Music

HWX returns for a special pre-Presidential election broadcast (now only 17 months away). Brian Ward of Fraters Libertas and Paul Happe of the Nihilist in Golf Pants reconvene to discuss he important issues of the day. Topics include:

• The theological and political meaning of Hillary Clinton quoting bible verses in a bakery in South Carolina, with exclusive audio of the exchange.
• Further discussion of Presidential campaign theme songs, with the exciting debut of a new HWX album, Campaign Gold.
• Sepp Blatter and FIFA, how corrupt are they and should the United States care? Including the announcement of the release of a new HWX pharmaceutical product, FIFAmax.
• Bernie Sanders, distinguished Senator, Presidential candidate, and sex essayist, including an interpretational reading of the controversial text.
• This Week in Gate Keeping, with a disturbing story that may mean your recent weight gain is the fault of the mainstream media.

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