Sunday, October 23, 2016

The Clinton Cash

On the Halloween episode of HWX, we parodied the Monster Mash. Here are the lyrics:

I was in the State Department late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Secretary Clinton began to arise
And suddenly, to my surprise

She grabbed the cash, a monster pile of cash
She grabbed the cash, ethics completely smashed
She grabbed the cash, a really big, big stash
She grabbed the cash, a monster pile of cash

From American rivals in the far East
To the dictator in the Kremlin we should trust the least
Despots came from their palatial abodes
To give Mrs. Clinton big fat loads

She grabbed the cash, monster piles of cash
She grabbed the cash, ethics completely smashed
She grabbed the cash, a really big, big stash
She grabbed the cash, monsters pile of cash

Mullahs and Ayatollahs were having fun
The party had just begun
The donors included Putin
Kim Jung Un, and his son

The money was flowing, all were digging deep down
The world's most evil despots, none were out of bounds
The coffin filling enemies were about to arrive
With briefcases containing big, big bribes

She grabbed the cash, those monsters gave her cash
She grabbed the cash, ethics completely smashed
She grabbed the cash, as Middle East hot spots flashed
She grabbed the cash, those monsters gave her cash

Out of his coffin, Gadhafi's voice did ring
It seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said
"You wouldn't have killed me if I'd donated like this!"

Donate the cash, she wanted monster cash
Donate the cash, ethics completely smashed
Donate the cash, or else her temper would flash
Donate the cash, she wanted monster cash

Now Hillary's heading to the house that's white
For her loyal donors, she's pledged to fight
But American special interests can contribute too
If you don't, the Clintons will say "Screw you!"

Donate the cash, a monster pile of cash
Donate the cash, or you'll be completely smashed
Donate the cash, you'll catch on in a flash
Donate the cash, give her monster cash

Donate the cash, give her monster cash
Donate the cash, or you'll be completely smashed
Donate the cash, you'll catch on in a flash
Donate the cash, give her monster cash

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