The Clinton Cash

On the Halloween episode of HWX, we parodied the Monster Mash. Here are the lyrics:

I was in the State Department late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Secretary Clinton began to arise
And suddenly, to my surprise

She grabbed the cash, a monster pile of cash
She grabbed the cash, ethics completely smashed
She grabbed the cash, a really big, big stash
She grabbed the cash, a monster pile of cash

From American rivals in the far East
To the dictator in the Kremlin we should trust the least
Despots came from their palatial abodes
To give Mrs. Clinton big fat loads

She grabbed the cash, monster piles of cash
She grabbed the cash, ethics completely smashed
She grabbed the cash, a really big, big stash
She grabbed the cash, monsters pile of cash

Mullahs and Ayatollahs were having fun
The party had just begun
The donors included Putin
Kim Jung Un, and his son

The money was flowing, all were digging deep down
The world's most evil despots, none were out of bounds
The coffin filling enemies were about to arrive
With briefcases containing big, big bribes

She grabbed the cash, those monsters gave her cash
She grabbed the cash, ethics completely smashed
She grabbed the cash, as Middle East hot spots flashed
She grabbed the cash, those monsters gave her cash

Out of his coffin, Gadhafi's voice did ring
It seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said
"You wouldn't have killed me if I'd donated like this!"

Donate the cash, she wanted monster cash
Donate the cash, ethics completely smashed
Donate the cash, or else her temper would flash
Donate the cash, she wanted monster cash

Now Hillary's heading to the house that's white
For her loyal donors, she's pledged to fight
But American special interests can contribute too
If you don't, the Clintons will say "Screw you!"

Donate the cash, a monster pile of cash
Donate the cash, or you'll be completely smashed
Donate the cash, you'll catch on in a flash
Donate the cash, give her monster cash

Donate the cash, give her monster cash
Donate the cash, or you'll be completely smashed
Donate the cash, you'll catch on in a flash
Donate the cash, give her monster cash

HWX: Halloween Spooktacular

It’s a special Halloween episode of HWX with Brian Ward and Paul Happe. Featured in this episode are discussions of the horrors of the elecdtion season:
* The email leaks of Hillary and John Podesta. Which is your favorite ignored scandal?
* World premiere of the new spin on the holiday classic, the Monster Mash, with the Clinton Cash.
* Analysis of and lessons learned from James O’Keefe’s new video releases.
* HWX House of Horrors, a tour of the haunted mansion that is the 2016 Presidential election.

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HWX With Rand Paul

It’s a very special episode of HWX featuring an interview with Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY). The Senator looks back on his Presidential campaign and analyzes why the libertarian message may not have resonated as well as it could have this cycle and why Donald Trump prevailed. He also looks ahead and discusses why there is still substantial life in the libertarian movement, which will be aided by winning campaigns such as his own for US Senate, and that of Jason Lewis, running for Congress in Minnesota. Sen. Paul also discusses his continuing efforts to audit the Federal Reserve, what that would mean and why it’s important.
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Also discussed the episode – dumb political ads of the season, including classic out of context clips and grossly misleading smear tactics. Are Americans smart and sophisticated enough to not be fooled by these tactics this time? We shall see.
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