Sunday, August 24, 2008

Biden Bashing Bonanza!!!

Oh yes! There is an Obama! Sure, there were other running mates Barack Obama could have chosen whom would have made us even happier (eleven, to be exact). But Joe Biden has long been one of our favorite easy targets. Here is a walk through the Joe Biden mentions in the Nihilist in Golf Pants archives:

Top 11 Arguments In Favor Of Term Limits
9. Joe Biden

Somebody Told Me This Was Supposed To Be A Political Blog
It's been forever since I made any real political commentary. So here is my take on the recent momentum related to the two major parties races for presidential nominations.

Hanging In There

Joe Biden - Who the hell cares about Joe Biden.

Top 11 Highlights of Last Night's All-Night Slumber Party in the Senate
7. The girl Senators braiding Joe Biden's hairpiece

The Presidential Candidates Comment On The Sopranos
6. Joe Biden - Some Italian Americans are clean and articulate

Biden My Time
Often, people ask me what I think of other local bloggers. It seems that a lot of folks want to know what I think of Learned Foot, who has recently been mocking my ability to pick football point spreads.

I like Learned Foot. I mean, you got the first mainstream local blogger who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

If We Were The Right Wing Equivalent Of Democratic Underground …
Sometimes it is fun to pretend to be the right-wing equivalent of a left-wing moonbat:
What was the real reason for this seemingly self-defeating Josama Bin Biden quote?

"I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

Could it be that Bin Biden was signaling his India Al-Qaeda cell to strike on 7-Eleven?

The Alito Shuffle
Boz Skaggsclassic tune, "The Lido Shuffle" is an obvious source for material on the Alito hearings:


Top 11 Reasons I Didn’t Watch the State of the Union Address
4. I didn’t really believe the rumor that Joe Biden wrote the speech, but I wasn’t prepared to risk it

Top 11 Quotes I Would Like to Hear in the Democratic Response to the State of the Union Address
1. “I could listen to Joe Biden talk all day.”

Top 11 Upcoming Selections for the Oprah Book Club
8. “Sounds of Silence: My 33 Years in the Senate” by Joe Biden

Top 11 Democratic Party/Mainstream Media Responses to the Successful Iraqi Elections
7. The only reason Iraqis showed up at the polls was the hope of catching a glimpse of Joe Biden.

A Time to Cut and Run – A Novel by Senator Joe Biden
Not surprisingly, Barbara Boxer’s recent novel, A Time to Run, has spurred other Senators to attempt to imitate her success. We have obtained an advance copy of Senator Joe Biden’s upcoming novel, “A Time to Cut and Run” and excerpt it here:


Top 11 Names Being Considered By Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner For Their Daughter
4. Learned Biden

My Confirmation Hearing
I’ve often thought that I would enjoy being a Supreme Court Justice. After watching the John Roberts confirmation hearings I think I would also enjoy the confirmation process. If President Bush decides to nominate me for Sandra Day O’Connor’s seat, the confirmation hearings would go something like this:


Top 11 Questions I Would Ask John Roberts If I Were On The Senate Judiciary Committee
11. Keeping in mind that you are under oath, give me your best estimate of Senator Biden’s IQ.


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