Monday, August 18, 2008

Top 11 Other Things That Are Above Barack Obama's Pay Grade

11. Knowing how many states there are

10. Knowing what Senate committees he serves on

9. Being able to bowl

8. Approving of Michelle's public statements

7. Actually listening when Reverend Wright is delivering a sermon

6. Making value judgements about slumlords who offer bribes

5. Understanding how capital gains tax rates impact revenues

4. Stopping his surrogates from playing the race card

3. Wearing a flag pin

2. Making a moral judgment between Russia and Georgia

1. Being President of the United States

2 Comments:

Anonymous RMason said...

Another shameless shill...while selfinflictedblog.blogspot.com isn't as clever as the Nihilist, it did have an interesting blog on the Saddleback Civil Forum.

9:43 AM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Knowing whether an admitted terrorist is a good person to hold a fundraiser for you

2:07 PM  

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