Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Top 11 Highlights of Last Night's All-Night Slumber Party in the Senate

11. Toilet papering the House of Representatives

10. Robert Byrd cutting eye-holes in the pillowcases

9. Crank calls to General Petraeus

8. Pillow fight between Ted Kennedy and John McCain

7. The girl Senators braiding Joe Biden's hairpiece

6. Hillary short-sheeting Obama's bed

5. Putting a sleeping Dick Durbin's hand in a bowl of warm water

4. Watching in horror as Ted Kennedy consumed his 14th midnight snack

3. Making a list of the dreamiest members of the Supreme Court

2. Spooky stories about ghosts and Amy Klobuchar's face

1. Forming of a committee to investigate whether Karl Rove has cooties


Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. David Vitter looking for someone to play Spin the Bottle.

12:11 AM  

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