Top 11 Highlights of Last Night's All-Night Slumber Party in the Senate
11. Toilet papering the House of Representatives
10. Robert Byrd cutting eye-holes in the pillowcases
9. Crank calls to General Petraeus
8. Pillow fight between Ted Kennedy and John McCain
7. The girl Senators braiding Joe Biden's hairpiece
6. Hillary short-sheeting Obama's bed
5. Putting a sleeping Dick Durbin's hand in a bowl of warm water
4. Watching in horror as Ted Kennedy consumed his 14th midnight snack
3. Making a list of the dreamiest members of the Supreme Court
2. Spooky stories about ghosts and Amy Klobuchar's face
1. Forming of a committee to investigate whether Karl Rove has cooties
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12. David Vitter looking for someone to play Spin the Bottle.
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