Top 11 Gifts That The Nihilist In Golf Pants Received On His 40th Birthday From Fellow Bloggers

11. A half-price Applebee's appetizer coupon from JB Doubtless

10. A box of cannoli from Learned Foot

9. David Bowie's Greatest Hits from Diamond Dog

8. A voucher for five minutes of free legal advice from John Hinderaker

7. A voucher for janitorial services from Hal Kimball

6. The opportunity to buy the 2007 City Pages Best Right Wing Blog at a steep discount from Dan Lacey

5. Bouzouki lessons from Mitch Berg

4. A crate of remaindered copies of "A Mormon in the White House?" from Hugh Hewitt

3. Two rolls of seasonal paper towels and a package of matching napkins from James Lileks

2. An agreement from Kevin Ecker to do all of his gardening for $2 an hour

1. Fedora with press pass from Jeff Fecke