Top 11 Turn-offs Missing From Dean Barclay's Match.com Profile

11. Fat chicks

10. Uptight people

9. The word "interim"

8. A consistent political ideology

7. People who mock others who are simply looking for love on an internet matchmaking service

6. The Mann Act

5. Media jackals

4. Statutory rape laws

3. The XFL

2. Republicans

1. Women his own age