Monday, June 18, 2007

Top 11 Reasons Amy Klobuchar Was Voted Funniest Freshman Senator

11. Her hilarious “You might have your husband pussy whipped if …” routine

10. Can recite from memory any Prairie Home Companion monologue

9. Uses a squirting gavel when she presides over the Senate

8. That “Fargo” accent never fails to get a laugh

7. It was either that or “Smartest Freshman Senator”

6. Places Constitution shaped whoopee cushions on all her office chairs

5. Male Senators afraid that if they didn't vote for her she'd castrate them like she has her husband

4. Her dead on Billie Jean King impersonation never fails to bring the Senate down

3. Thought they were voting for funniest peculiar not funniest ha ha

2. She always gets Robert Byrd to fall for the “pull my finger” gag

1. People just seem to laugh every time she's introduced as a Senator


Blogger Leo Pusateri said...

Shit--that was precious!

11:08 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Thoguht it was for "Funniest Looking" Senator

9:50 PM  

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