Top 11 Other Criticismns Barack Obama Has Of The Bush Administration Besides Doing Nothing to Defuse A “QUIET RIOT” Among Blacks
11. Failed to eliminate the RATTs from the Democratic Congressional Caucus
10. Could not curtail KISSes between former Presidents and current Presidential candidates
9. Did not increase the minimum wage for THE CARPENTERS
8. Allowed the use of IRON MAIDENs in Guantanamo
7. RUSHing to judgement in Iraq
6. Not eliminating the METALLICA and other POISONs from our drinking water
5. Failure to protect endangered SCORPIONS
4. Arrested no one for mailing ANTHRAX
3. Have not funded research into alternative sources of AC/DC
2. Insufficient compassion for BLACK WIDOWs
1. Did not offer enough subsidies for turning KORN into ethanol
10. Could not curtail KISSes between former Presidents and current Presidential candidates
9. Did not increase the minimum wage for THE CARPENTERS
8. Allowed the use of IRON MAIDENs in Guantanamo
7. RUSHing to judgement in Iraq
6. Not eliminating the METALLICA and other POISONs from our drinking water
5. Failure to protect endangered SCORPIONS
4. Arrested no one for mailing ANTHRAX
3. Have not funded research into alternative sources of AC/DC
2. Insufficient compassion for BLACK WIDOWs
1. Did not offer enough subsidies for turning KORN into ethanol
posted by Sisyphus at 6/05/2007 02:31:00 PM
14 Comments:
Fricking HILARIOUS!
Black Widow?
Holds GW responsible for Monostatos enslavement in MAGIC FLUTE.
Serves MEATLOAF at state dinners.
Did not treat QUEEN with proper deference.
Authorized WARRANTless wiretaps.
Regards Fred Thompson as the GOP's "GREAT WHITE hope".
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Ha, perfect. I was wondering if someone would do something like this.
I dumped my comment because I didn't realize 'til later how derivative it was of one of the original 11 (I read thru too fast). My bad.
So I'll have to try to work WHITESNAKE into another one. Here goes:
Said WHITESNAKE Mike Brown was doing a heckuva job of federal Katrina relief
Only concerned with the interests of WASPs.
Didn't authorize funding to up-armor the STRYKER vehicles in Iraq
Provided funding to faith based organizations who read the New TESTAMENT
Didn't do anything for New Orleans after KATRINA AND THE WAVES rolled through.
Doesn't let enough FOREIGNERs into the country.
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