Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Top 11 Other Criticismns Barack Obama Has Of The Bush Administration Besides Doing Nothing to Defuse A “QUIET RIOT” Among Blacks

11. Failed to eliminate the RATTs from the Democratic Congressional Caucus

10. Could not curtail KISSes between former Presidents and current Presidential candidates

9. Did not increase the minimum wage for THE CARPENTERS

8. Allowed the use of IRON MAIDENs in Guantanamo

7. RUSHing to judgement in Iraq

6. Not eliminating the METALLICA and other POISONs from our drinking water

5. Failure to protect endangered SCORPIONS

4. Arrested no one for mailing ANTHRAX

3. Have not funded research into alternative sources of AC/DC

2. Insufficient compassion for BLACK WIDOWs

1. Did not offer enough subsidies for turning KORN into ethanol

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fricking HILARIOUS!

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Widow?

4:59 PM  
Anonymous GeneH said...

Holds GW responsible for Monostatos enslavement in MAGIC FLUTE.

5:08 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Serves MEATLOAF at state dinners.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Did not treat QUEEN with proper deference.

6:04 PM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

Authorized WARRANTless wiretaps.

7:40 PM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

Regards Fred Thompson as the GOP's "GREAT WHITE hope".

8:35 AM  
Blogger pikkumatti said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Ha, perfect. I was wondering if someone would do something like this.

9:27 AM  
Blogger pikkumatti said...

I dumped my comment because I didn't realize 'til later how derivative it was of one of the original 11 (I read thru too fast). My bad.

So I'll have to try to work WHITESNAKE into another one. Here goes:

Said WHITESNAKE Mike Brown was doing a heckuva job of federal Katrina relief

10:34 AM  
Anonymous mike said...

Only concerned with the interests of WASPs.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Obamamama said...

Didn't authorize funding to up-armor the STRYKER vehicles in Iraq

Provided funding to faith based organizations who read the New TESTAMENT

1:31 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Didn't do anything for New Orleans after KATRINA AND THE WAVES rolled through.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Doesn't let enough FOREIGNERs into the country.

3:16 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home