Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Top 11 Ways Power Line Celebrated Its Fifth Birthday

11. Decided to cut loose by unbuttoning top dress shirt button

10. Called Dan Rather every fifteen minutes to invite him to their birthday party

9. Sent the leftover cake to Jim Boyd’s retirement party

8. Hired some decent strippers for the Duke Lacrosse team’s consolation party

7. John and Scott beat Paul Mirengoff with tire irons until he acknowledged that Arsenal is superior to Everton

6. Sent their latest pay stubs to Nick Coleman to taunt his inability to get them fired from their day jobs

5. Cranked up the Muddy Waters and got their mojo working

4. Worked on their plans for a Power Line cartoon so that they can win the one honor that has escaped them: City Pages Right Wing Blogger of the Year

3. Cocaine fueled orgy with Lindsay Lohan.

2. Wrote heartfelt eulogies on how their lives were made richer by Charles Nelson Reilly

1. Relived their college days by streaking through the Dartmouth library


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Liveblogged the "Miss Universe" pageant...in their pajamas.

7:39 PM  

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