Top 11 Other Evaluations Made By Jimmy Carter

11. Nobody holds their liquor better than David Hasselhoff, except maybe Obnoxious Packer Guy

10. If anything, Randy Moss tries too hard

9. Paris Hilton should loosen up and put out once in awhile

8. Rosie O’Donnell is hot

7. Art Schlichter is a lucky guy

6. Brett Favre is a PR genius

5. John Edwards should cough up the dough for a decent haircut

4. Ramon Ortiz is the most consistent pitcher in baseball

3. Ted Kennedy is a great driver

2. Michael Moore is the premier diet guru in America

1. Bill Clinton has no lust in his heart