Friday, June 01, 2007

Top 11 Theme Songs For Hillary's Presidenial Campaign

There is no doubt that Hillary Clinton considers having a campaign theme song important. It is rumored that she had something to do with Bill choosing Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" as the theme for one of his campaigns. And now she has a poll prominently displayed on the front page of her own campaign's web site asking supporters to vote on her 2008 theme song. The choices include five that her staff picked:

Suddenly I See - KT Tunstall - I've never heard this song

Rock This Country - Shania Twain - Shania's Canadian; which country is she referencing?

Beautiful Day - U2 - The eventual winner, I'm sure

Get Ready - The Temptations - It's important to keep Bill from the temptations

I'm a Believer - Smash Mouth - Did Mickey Dolenz refuse the rights to the original

Additionally, shrill Hill is considering five other songs that were suggested by lowly internet supporters:

Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
Ain't No Stopping Us Now - McFadden & Whitehead
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police
You and I - Celine Dion
The Best - Tina Turner

No offense to Hillary's campaign, but I've compiled a top 11 list that I like better than any of the above:

11. Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
10. Things'll Be Different When I'm In Charge - MJ Hibbert & The Validators
9. Gimme The Finga - Black Sheep
8. Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette
7. Head Like A Hole - Nine Inch Nails
6. Freaks In Charge - Superchunk
5. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
4. Not Ready To Make Nice - The Dixie Chicks
3. Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
2. Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On - Neal McCoy
1. The Bitch Is Back - Elton John


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot: "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

You should look up and read the lyrics.. It's a very fitting song!

10:10 PM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

Head Like A Hole - Nine Inch Nails


Bow down before the one you serve,
You're gonna get what you deserve


I can see her finishing a stump speech wearing a leather bondage outfit while the song plays, and the drooling retards in attendance give her the "I'm not worthy" salute.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

"She's a Lady" by Tom Jones


12:20 PM  
Anonymous Jim Boyd said...

"My Wife", the Who.

"If my wife catches me,
murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be...

10:37 AM  
Blogger Bike Bubba said...

Knowing that Hillary sounds almost exactly like Brian Johnson of AC/DC, what about "Dirty Deeds"?

1:04 PM  
Anonymous mattos said...

the thing that should not be - metallica

drain you of your sanity,
face the thing that should not be

the perfect entrance for her. plus i suspect she's capable of a fine james hetfield impression.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous GeneH. said...

Although much to beautiful to be associated with anything Clinton, Mozart's Queen of the Night aria, "Hell's vengeance boils in my heart." Hey, she asked.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous said...

Thanks for your article, quite useful piece of writing.

1:47 AM  

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