Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Top 11 Reasons Larry And Laurie David Are Separating

11. Lack of global warming in their bedroom

10. Larry tired of Laurie's requests that he role play as a SUV driving coal baron and "strip mine me"

9. Two words: Angelina Jolie

8. Laurie is a total bitch

7. Laurie hated the 5th season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" as much as the rest of us

6. After touring with Sheryl Crow Laurie began to adopt her bathroom habits

5. Laurie tired of being asked why she isn't as hot as Cheryl Hines

4. Instead of an anniversary gift, Larry bought her carbon offsets

3. Larry wanted to drive a car with some power

2. They both realized that they were rich enough to get much hotter spouses

1. They ran out of things to be enraged at together


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Reason number one? Laurie has taken up with her Martha's vineyard property caretaker, a married man with a small child many years her junior . A known philanderer who ultimately has blamed and socially crucified his past mistresses.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that there's one more reason, Larry don't want to buy Cheap Viagra, yeah believe or not, this is another strong reason of this situation.

2:57 PM  
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2:53 PM  

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