Catch Him Now, He's Falling

Marvel Comics has killed off Captain America. There is some question as to who is responsible. Here are our top 11 guesses:

11. The vast right-wing conspiracy
10. Fox News
9. The Oil Companies
8. Elizabeth Hasselbeck
7. Vince McMahon
6. PowerLine
5. Illegal Immigrants
4. Big Tobacco
3. Barry Bonds
2. Scientologists
1. George W. Bush