Thursday, July 12, 2007

Top 11 Photos So Embarrasing That Miss New Jersey Wouldn't Release Them

Miss New Jersey was being blackmailed by someone who threatened to issue embarrasing photos of her. Rather than capitulate to the blackmailer's demands, she issued two embarrasing photos of herself. One had some guy licking her fully clothed boob, the other had her demonstrating the missionary position, again fully clothed. Here are the top 11 photos that she found too embarrasing to release.

11. Photo of her peeing in a cup at Lambeau Field

10. Photo of her giving campaign advice to John McCain

9. Photo of her really enjoying a corndog at the state fair

8. Photo of her watching "The View"

7. Photo of her attending an arena football game

6. Photo of her in an "I Heart New York shirt"

5. Photo of her on a date with Senator David Vitter

4. Photo of her and dozens of others at the "Live Earth" concert

3. Photo of her flipping the bird to another beauty pageant contestand (granted, this wouldn't embarrass in New Jersey, but it would in middle America)

2. Photo of her attending the latest MOB event

1. Photo of her laughing at one of Al Franken's jokes


Blogger Bike Bubba said...

David Utter? Do you mean David Vitter?

11:42 AM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

Damn spell check.

10:42 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

I would have changed it, but I thought your misspelling was intentional to avoid a possible lawsuit.

8:40 AM  

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