Top 11 Democratic Party/Mainstream Media Responses to the Successful Iraqi Elections

11. Iraqis were tricked into thinking that they were going to see a free advance screening of “Brokeback Mountain”.

10. This election thing is all well and good, but what does it have to do with the Viking’s Sex Boat Scandal?

9. Iraqis were assured that if they elected enough Democrats they could impeach Bush.

8. It was their way of showing support for the insurgents – by providing them targets.

7. The only reason Iraqis showed up at the polls was the hope of catching a glimpse of Joe Biden.

6. Bush lied about WMDs.

5. The polling stations were the only place they could get their thumbs dyed a fashionable purple.

4. Hitler was also democratically elected.

3. Bruce Springsteen music was piped in to all polling stations.

2. They’re living in Iraq, what else do they have to do?

1. Election? What election?