Tuesday, December 13, 2005

How To Win A Major Award

Nobel Prize (Physics, Chemistry, Medicine) – Make a major contribution to expanding knowledge in Physics, Chemistry or Medicine.

Nobel Prize (Peace, Literature) – Hate America.

Golden Globe/Academy Award – Make or star in a movie about gay cowboys.

Pulitzer Prize – Don’t work for the StarTribune

Rock Solid In The Blogosphere – Produce consistently excellent blog posts and occasionally suck up to Sisyphus.

Grammy – Who cares?

Arthur Ross media award by the American Academy of Diplomacy – produce commentary that is critical, perceptive and non-partisan commentary on the policies of governments and international organizations, reflecting exhaustive research, a willingness to tell truth to power and a consistent appreciation for the importance of cooperation among nations.


Blogger Chad The Elder said...

I nominate the Star Tribune's Jim Boyd...

...for a Nobel prize in literature.

2:55 PM  

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