How To Win A Major Award
Nobel Prize (Physics, Chemistry, Medicine) – Make a major contribution to expanding knowledge in Physics, Chemistry or Medicine.
Nobel Prize (Peace, Literature) – Hate America.
Golden Globe/Academy Award – Make or star in a movie about gay cowboys.
Pulitzer Prize – Don’t work for the StarTribune
Rock Solid In The Blogosphere – Produce consistently excellent blog posts and occasionally suck up to Sisyphus.
Grammy – Who cares?
Arthur Ross media award by the American Academy of Diplomacy – produce commentary that is critical, perceptive and non-partisan commentary on the policies of governments and international organizations, reflecting exhaustive research, a willingness to tell truth to power and a consistent appreciation for the importance of cooperation among nations.
Nobel Prize (Peace, Literature) – Hate America.
Golden Globe/Academy Award – Make or star in a movie about gay cowboys.
Pulitzer Prize – Don’t work for the StarTribune
Rock Solid In The Blogosphere – Produce consistently excellent blog posts and occasionally suck up to Sisyphus.
Grammy – Who cares?
Arthur Ross media award by the American Academy of Diplomacy – produce commentary that is critical, perceptive and non-partisan commentary on the policies of governments and international organizations, reflecting exhaustive research, a willingness to tell truth to power and a consistent appreciation for the importance of cooperation among nations.
posted by Sisyphus at 12/13/2005 02:09:00 PM
1 Comments:
I nominate the Star Tribune's Jim Boyd...
...for a Nobel prize in literature.
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