Thursday, August 21, 2008

Top 11 Suggested Replacements for Snot

Tragically, the Renaissance Festival lost one if its venerable favorites this past week, Snot of the comedy team Puke and Snot. Apparently the act will continue with a new Snot. But in our hearts, Snot can never truly be replaced. So we suggest the following new members of the troop instead:

11) Puss

10) Bile

9) Marrow

8) Lymph

7) Synovial Fluid

6) Goober

5) Breast Milk

4) Aqueous Humor

3) Piss

2) Ear Wax

1) Al Franken

9 Comments:

Anonymous Dryheave said...

Phlegm

2:54 AM  
Anonymous The Head Of Alfredo Garcia said...

Gisleson

8:04 AM  
Anonymous RMason said...

Pelosi

8:57 AM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

Weeping pustule
Abscess

9:49 AM  
Anonymous David in San Diego said...

The link sucks

11:20 AM  
Anonymous David in San Diego said...

And while we're here...

Retch

Stool

Semen

Flatulence

Booger

Pestilence

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pancreatic juice

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smegma

Zima

Vermox

7:48 PM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Mucus

Spit

Amniotic Fluid

Sputem

6:30 PM  

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