Top 11 Suggested Replacements for Snot

Tragically, the Renaissance Festival lost one if its venerable favorites this past week, Snot of the comedy team Puke and Snot. Apparently the act will continue with a new Snot. But in our hearts, Snot can never truly be replaced. So we suggest the following new members of the troop instead:

11) Puss

10) Bile

9) Marrow

8) Lymph

7) Synovial Fluid

6) Goober

5) Breast Milk

4) Aqueous Humor

3) Piss

2) Ear Wax

1) Al Franken