Top 11 Reasons I Didn’t Watch the State of the Union Address
11. Why bother when you can just read Captain Ed’s live blog
10. I knew Hugh Hewitt would replay most of it on his show the next day
9. Too many bad words
8. TNT was showing a Law & Order rerun at the same time
7. The arrest of Cindy Sheehan took all of the drama out of it
6. I like to keep informed, but come on, that speech takes like an hour
5. There hasn’t been a funny State of the Union Address since the Coolidge administration
4. I didn’t really believe the rumor that Joe Biden wrote the speech, but I wasn’t prepared to risk it
3. Couldn’t stand to see the pained look on Hillary’s face whenever McChimp Bushitler said something she found stupid and/or evil
2. I needed to devote my full attention to my game of Spider Solitaire
1. WWPHD? – What Would Paris Hilton Do?
10. I knew Hugh Hewitt would replay most of it on his show the next day
9. Too many bad words
8. TNT was showing a Law & Order rerun at the same time
7. The arrest of Cindy Sheehan took all of the drama out of it
6. I like to keep informed, but come on, that speech takes like an hour
5. There hasn’t been a funny State of the Union Address since the Coolidge administration
4. I didn’t really believe the rumor that Joe Biden wrote the speech, but I wasn’t prepared to risk it
3. Couldn’t stand to see the pained look on Hillary’s face whenever McChimp Bushitler said something she found stupid and/or evil
2. I needed to devote my full attention to my game of Spider Solitaire
1. WWPHD? – What Would Paris Hilton Do?
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