Monday, January 30, 2006

Top 11 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Reading About Wire Tapping Case Law

11. Googling obscure academics referenced in the Claremont Review of Books

10. Drinking Liberally with a bunch of angry, dirty hippies and fat guys

09. Cleaning a highway with a bunch of bitter butch lesbians and SNAGS

08. Malling with the Mpls. St. Paul Magazine hipsters

07. Removing mold from Wendy Wilde's lungs

06. Reading through the Nihilist in Golf Pants' Top 11 List Archive or Song Parody Archive

05. Jamming with Mitch Berg

04. Wondering why Learned Foot--a purported "lawyer" himself--has not posted what cases HE thinks are important

03. Attending an insurance seminar

02. Listening to a Prarie Home Companion

01. Donating one of my livers to a Mexican orphan

3 Comments:

Blogger Nicko McDave said...

I'd love to see the look on some poor kid's face when Chad walks through the door and hands him a slimy, dripping human liver.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Nicko McDave said...

Or better yet, I'd love to see the look on Chad's face when the kids gratefully accepts the liver and starts sprinking salt on it.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Moses said...

Hey, I shower daily.

12:15 PM  

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