Thursday, January 26, 2006

Top 11 Reasons That Phil Kessel Chose Minnesota Over Wisconsin

11. Better bar scene for underage drinking

10. The Gophers don't play the neutral zone trap

9. Wanted to escape the shadow of Bret Favre

8. He would rather have his winning streak in March/April than November/December

7. Light rail

6. Didn't want to be booed (as much) by Sisyphus

5. Better riots

4. He grew up in Madison, so he knows what it's like

3. The newspaper in Madison is too liberal

2. MPLS/St. Paul Magazine publishes the photos of local hipsters making them easier to avoid

1. Coach Lucia's hair


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