Top 11 Explanations for George Galloway’s New Wardrobe

Far left British politician, George Galloway, recently had his picture taken in a red bodysuit. Here are the top 11 explanations for this seemingly inexplicable event:

11. Saddam threw in a case of red bodysuits as part of the last oil-for-food deal

10. Desperately wants a roll in “Brokeback Mountain 2: Old Corrupt Commie Bodysuited Cowboys”

9. Felt that this was the best way to show up Senator Coleman once and for all

8. Asked himself: WWRSW (What Would Richard Simmons Wear?)

7. Appearing in an updated version of Styx’s “Mr. Roboto” video

6. The Star-Tribune hadn’t written a glowing editorial about him for quite awhile and he wanted to get their attention

5. Was convinced by Christopher Hitchens that chicks love a guy in a red bodysuit

4. Auditioning for a spot on “Survivor: Greenwich Village”

3. Wearing the turquoise bodysuit would have been beneath his dignity

2. Liked what the look did for John Kerry

1. With the possible exception of green, red is his color