Top 11 Reasons President Obama Cancelled Plans to Attend the 20th Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall
11. Confused when staff told him he couldn’t blame the destruction of the Berlin Wall on George W. Bush and Fox News
10. He's planning to spend millions in stimulus funds on rebuilding the Berlin Wall
9. Heard that David Haselhoff would be opening for him
8. DVD box set of Hogan's Heroes that he planned to give as a gift won't be released until 2010
7. Already honored the Germans enough by watching The Sound of Music last week
6. Wants to move beyond the old divisions of communism and freedom
5. Afraid talking about the fall of the Berlin Wall would remind people of his falling poll numbers
4. Needs to spend 100% of his time demonizing his domestic opponents
3. Afraid that Russia might be upset if he attends
2. Angry that he won't be receiving an award
1. Has already heard that Pink Floyd song enough times to last a lifetime
10. He's planning to spend millions in stimulus funds on rebuilding the Berlin Wall
9. Heard that David Haselhoff would be opening for him
8. DVD box set of Hogan's Heroes that he planned to give as a gift won't be released until 2010
7. Already honored the Germans enough by watching The Sound of Music last week
6. Wants to move beyond the old divisions of communism and freedom
5. Afraid talking about the fall of the Berlin Wall would remind people of his falling poll numbers
4. Needs to spend 100% of his time demonizing his domestic opponents
3. Afraid that Russia might be upset if he attends
2. Angry that he won't be receiving an award
1. Has already heard that Pink Floyd song enough times to last a lifetime
posted by Sisyphus at 10/20/2009 09:21:00 AM
1 Comments:
Learned recently that no one ever climbed the wall to break IN to a socialist nation, despite the the free health care.
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