Top 11 Discoveries By NASA's Spitzer Telescope

11. A giant ring of space debris orbiting Saturn

10. A giant ring of failure and McDonald's wrappers orbiting around Charlie Weis

9. Dante's second ring of hell (lust)

8. A ring of hair around his shower drain

7. His wife's wedding ring at a pawn shop

6. A Beatles Revolution #9 ring tone for "special" calls to his cell phone

5. A nipple ring on a high-priced prostitute

4. A ring-shaped number signifying Governor Patterson's approval ranking

3. A burning ring of fire around his crotch

2. A-Rod's ring-free, but Madonna-filled hands

1. The ring that Barack Obama makes the media kiss (discovered in his back pocket)