Top 11 Ways The Iranians Made Their British Captives Cry
11. Said their uniforms made their hips look big
10. Didn't compliment them on their new haircuts
9. Taunted them mercilessly with chants of "Liar Liar Pants On Fire"
8. Picked them last when making teams to play soccer
7. Made catty remarks about their clothes behind their backs
6. Played that Elton John song about Princess Diana
5. Told then that their mums didn't love them anymore
4. Told them that if they didn't talk, they would be turned over to Major Hochstetter
3. Pointed out that Gareth from "The Office" would have at least put up a fight
2. Compared them unfavorably to Manuel from "Fawlty Towers"
1. Compared them to Mr. Bean
10. Didn't compliment them on their new haircuts
9. Taunted them mercilessly with chants of "Liar Liar Pants On Fire"
8. Picked them last when making teams to play soccer
7. Made catty remarks about their clothes behind their backs
6. Played that Elton John song about Princess Diana
5. Told then that their mums didn't love them anymore
4. Told them that if they didn't talk, they would be turned over to Major Hochstetter
3. Pointed out that Gareth from "The Office" would have at least put up a fight
2. Compared them unfavorably to Manuel from "Fawlty Towers"
1. Compared them to Mr. Bean
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 4/11/2007 12:56:00 PM
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12. Mentioned how much better dental care is in Iran.
13. Told them Simon Cowell would be very disappointed with their performance under pressure.
told them that Red Ken was "coming soon" to free them
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