Sunday, April 01, 2007

Top 11 “Facts” Found By Nancy Pelosi During Her Trip To Syria

11. Saddam never tried to purchase yellowcake in Damascus

10. Traffic is much better when women don’t drive

9. Women are much happier when they don’t have to drive

8. Syrians are not sexist because everyone she talked to was pulling for Hillary Clinton to be elected President

7. It is possible to look very fashionable in a burqua

6. Israel is a really mean country

5. Iran does a lot of nice things, like providing free all-inclusive vacations for British sailors

4. It’s hard to find good tuna in Damascus

3. There are a lot of good things about living under a Baathist dictatorship

2. It’s impossible to find “Will and Grace” reruns on Syrian TV

1. Wow, Bush is even hated in Syria

3 Comments:

Anonymous socal bill said...

12. Men think "they are all that" because they are.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous MFB said...

The Syrians love their children too.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous GoreEffect said...

really good top 11
13. She is welcomed in openly antiamerican tiranies unlike Bush: so tiranies are good,Bush is the problem.

4:36 PM  

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