Top 11 Changes Being Considered At St. Louis Park High School To Avoid Exposing Students To The N-Word
11. "Huckleberry Finn" to be removed from required reading list
10. Music appreciation class will remove Ol' Dirty Bastard from play list
9. Economics class will not be allowed to use the term "niggardly," just in case
8. School plans to actually enforce anti-gang policy
7. Robert Byrd's speech transcripts will not be discussed in social studies
6. Conservative and/or Republicans will not be allowed to speak at school, because we all know they are thinking it even if they don't say it
5. When a teacher is sick, school will no longer follow policy of showing a video of "Blazing Saddles"
4. Michael Richards appearance at assembly cancelled
3. When they play the Al Gore movie, discussion afterward will be limited to exclude any discussion about his dad and any alternate viewpoints on global climate change
2. American History deemed offensive (certainly through 1865, and probably until today) and will be replaced by Womyn's Studies
1. School district could solve this problem if they only could get a property tax levy passed
10. Music appreciation class will remove Ol' Dirty Bastard from play list
9. Economics class will not be allowed to use the term "niggardly," just in case
8. School plans to actually enforce anti-gang policy
7. Robert Byrd's speech transcripts will not be discussed in social studies
6. Conservative and/or Republicans will not be allowed to speak at school, because we all know they are thinking it even if they don't say it
5. When a teacher is sick, school will no longer follow policy of showing a video of "Blazing Saddles"
4. Michael Richards appearance at assembly cancelled
3. When they play the Al Gore movie, discussion afterward will be limited to exclude any discussion about his dad and any alternate viewpoints on global climate change
2. American History deemed offensive (certainly through 1865, and probably until today) and will be replaced by Womyn's Studies
1. School district could solve this problem if they only could get a property tax levy passed
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 3/22/2007 12:01:00 AM
1 Comments:
"1. School district could solve this problem if they only could get a property tax levy passed."
How true. That is the attitude of every school district around here. We defeated a levy in 191 (Bursville), and the district, including the Board of Ed., is raising holy hell. Too f'n bad!
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