Top 11 Things I'd Rather Listen To Than Someone Updating Me On Their NCAA Brackets

11. Carol Platt Liebeau filling in for Hugh Hewitt

10. Mitch Berg doing a financial planning infomercial

9. Replay of the 2006 Holy Cross-Gophers hockey game

8. Andy Williams giving an eight-hour time share pitch for Branson, Missouri

7. Rose O'Donnell and Clay Aiken Love Duets

6. The sound of the dentist's drill working on my teeth sans Novocain

5. Babs and the Boys Reunion Special

4. Garrison Keillor reading the complete, unabridged version of the Federal registry

3. Soundtrack to "An Inconvenient Truth"

2. A female cat dragging its claws across a blackboard while mating

1. RT Rybak State of the City Address