Sunday, April 22, 2007

Top 11 Things Said In The Exchange Between Cheryl Crow, Laurie David and Karl Rove

11. Yeah, that MC Rove bit was a great idea.

10. Doinking a sitcom writer does so qualify me as a climatologist.

9. Oh yeah, well season five of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" sucked.

8. Geez, you weren't kidding about not showering much.

7. Home base, this is papa bear; we have a situation red, send in the quick strike team to neutralize two hostiles pronto.

6. I pay your salary, Rove, or at least I would if I didn’t have such good tax attorneys.

5. I suppose I could support a huge subsidy for alternative fuel development. I have friends at Haliburton who might be very interested in that no-bid contract.

4. No, my song “A Change Would Do You Good” was NOT about global climate change.

3. I can't believe how rude Rove was to us. All we were trying to do was convince him not to be such an evil, stupid, asshole.

2. This is why I like to fly my private jet to Paris on the weekends – the government there is much more environmentally conscious.

1. OK, OK, I admit it. Al Gore is an insufferable tool.


Blogger Sisyphus said...

12. Thanks for your input, but of course we have to consult Lindsay, Paris, and Britney before making any final decisions

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

US President Tim Kalemkarian, US Senate Tim Kalemkarian, US House Tim Kalemkarian: best major candidate.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard curb your enthusiasm was a great show so wasted money on the first season. Didn't laugh once! Anybody else?

7:35 PM  

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