Top 11 Suggested Amenities For The Temporary Detention Area Now Being Planned For Arrested Republican National Convention Protesters

11. High capacity delousing station

10. Stage for putting on puppet shows

9. Gay marriage chapel

8. Temple for worshipping a golden idol of Al Gore

7. Jumpsuits made from hemp fibers

6. Full service hair salon in case John Edwards is among those arrested

5. Abortion clinic

4. On-site unemployment office

3. Prayer rugs and signs pointing to Mecca

2. Cases of Reynolds Wrap for tin-foil hat making

1. Phone numbers for Star Tribune reporters/columnists looking for an easy story