Willie Nelson's New Gay Cowboy Song

Willie Nelson just released a song celebrating the lifestyle of the gay cowboy. It has made quite a stir, but since it's only available on iTunes, not everyone knows the lyrics. It turns out it's only a remake of his classic tune, "Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys:"

Mama Go Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Gay Cowboys
Mama go let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys
Let them play grabass while out on the range
Doing things normal men consider strange
Mama go let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys
They'll never stay home and they'll toss out a bone
With some guy that they want to love

A cowboy loves boppin' his pal on a clear Brokeback morning
He'll do warm puppies and children and guys any night
Lone Star belt buckles and new assless chaps
And each night begins a new day
Now my legal counsel has told me to disclaim
That child molesters aren't necessarily gay

Mama go let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys
Let 'em share a pup tent while tending the sheep
Boppin' each other when they're supposed to sleep
Mama go let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys
They'll get drunk at the bar and make out in their car
With some guy that they want to love

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
And they'd rather get their salad tossed than find diamonds or gold
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do
Sometimes will bend over to take him
He's not wrong he's just different and his pride paradin'
Makes him do things normal folks don't consider right

Mama go let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys
Let them find strange guys to jump in their bed
Or let them be hairdressers or flight attendants instead
Mama go let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys
They'll enjoy their pride parade and they'll go and get laid
With some guy that they want to love