Thursday, February 23, 2006

Top 11 Groups George W. Bush Wouldn't Allow To Run US Ports

George W. Bush is taking some heat for his support of a company from the United Arab Emirates' bid to take over the operations of several key US seaports. However, Bush won't let just anybody run our ports. He opposes takeover of seaports by the following groups:

11. Iranians
10. Al-Qaeda
9. The French
8. The Sith
7. Mongol Hordes
6. Hamas
5. S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
4. KAOS
3. The Manson Family
2. NAMBLA
1. MoveOn.org

4 Comments:

Anonymous Socal Bill said...

How about Greenpeace? They wouldn't allow Russian Whaling ships in...no oil tankers either.

11:06 PM  
Blogger J.D. said...

How about "Charlie"? You know, the mysterious voice from the 70's intercom in Charlie's Angels. Or, how about letting the Angels, (Jill, Kelly, and Sabrina) themselves, run our ports. They'd lay some smack down if anyone tried anything!!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

The Minnesota Vikings

1:18 PM  
Blogger Rachel Irene said...

The Minnesota Organization of Bloggers

12:28 PM  

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