Thursday, February 23, 2006

Top 11 Reasons Why Daddy is a Republican

To the best of our knowledge, no one has yet written a sequel to “Why Mommy Is A Democrat” (summarized for you here). But if there did exist a book “Why Daddy Is A Republican”, here would be the top 11 reasons:

11. Daddy is sick of mommy's liberal BS.

10. When Daddy goes on fishing trips with his buddies, the only thing theydo besides fish is drink

9. Because Mommy doesn't feel "fulfilled" just raising children and daycare is expensive

8. Daddy likes to shoot real guns, not just play guns like you have

7. Daddy wants to brutalize your criminals, lower your taxes and rule you like a King

6. The government withholds nearly half of daddy's paycheck for taxes.

5. Daddy deals with grown-ups all day, not simple little children.

4. Daddy likes oil and oil-based products

3. Daddy believes there is a supreme being higher than Orpah Winfrey

2. Daddy understands that free trade allows him good imported booze, cheap electronics and fast sports cars.

1. Daddy is a mean SOB


Blogger Eightgun said...

Good humorous take on it. I have a more serious take on it over at the Beltway YRs blog:

They are willing to partisanize their own children; the depravity of the left amazes me. Sometimes I think the only thing the left holds sacred is the power to take from the deserving and give to the undeserving, ungrateful, and irresponsible.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Nicholas E. Dufek said...

The sequel to "Why Mommy Is a Democrat" was canceled because mommy decided the BABY was unwanted and murdered it with a partial birth abortion!, Liberals sicken me!

1:46 PM  
Anonymous viagra online said...

I think that it is really interesting, I have been reading about the life of this man and I would like to say that yes daddy it is!

11:40 AM  

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