Top 11 Signs You May Be Sexually Frustrated
11. You are married to Tom Cruise
10. Your name is "Garrison Keillor"
9. You have a blog
8. You write a newspaper column about blogs
7. Your spouse doesn't arouse you as much as your back-dated stock options do
6. You get excited watching women's college basketball
5. You're the only thirty-six year old single man at the petting zoo
4. You are a software engineer
3. You feel no sympathy for Marian Gaborik's groin injury
2. Your Level 7 Paladin was killed while you were looking at porn in another browser window
1. You get aroused at the car wash
10. Your name is "Garrison Keillor"
9. You have a blog
8. You write a newspaper column about blogs
7. Your spouse doesn't arouse you as much as your back-dated stock options do
6. You get excited watching women's college basketball
5. You're the only thirty-six year old single man at the petting zoo
4. You are a software engineer
3. You feel no sympathy for Marian Gaborik's groin injury
2. Your Level 7 Paladin was killed while you were looking at porn in another browser window
1. You get aroused at the car wash
posted by LearnedFoot at 3/26/2009 02:56:00 PM
2 Comments:
My paladin reached level 11, thank you. D&D geeks rule.
I'm pretty bummed that I qualify for more than one of those. (But less than 10.) Must.. take.. cold.. shower.
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