Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Top 11 Ways to Spend Your AIG Bonus

11. A new cottage in Ireland

10. Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

9. Hire Tom Daschle to lobby for a larger bailout

8. Gold, after all the stock market is going to hell

7. Hire a shrewd tax attorney

6. Buy the New York Times to get some better publicity

5. Three words: Obama commemorative plates

4. Sponsor a local right wing radio program (cheap)

3. Finish and arm your underground bunker

2. Box set of 25 Classic DVDs

1. New top hat and monocle


Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Start a Ponzi scheme.

4:36 PM  

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