Top 11 Ways to Spend Your AIG Bonus
11. A new cottage in Ireland
10. Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
9. Hire Tom Daschle to lobby for a larger bailout
8. Gold, after all the stock market is going to hell
7. Hire a shrewd tax attorney
6. Buy the New York Times to get some better publicity
5. Three words: Obama commemorative plates
4. Sponsor a local right wing radio program (cheap)
3. Finish and arm your underground bunker
2. Box set of 25 Classic DVDs
1. New top hat and monocle
10. Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
9. Hire Tom Daschle to lobby for a larger bailout
8. Gold, after all the stock market is going to hell
7. Hire a shrewd tax attorney
6. Buy the New York Times to get some better publicity
5. Three words: Obama commemorative plates
4. Sponsor a local right wing radio program (cheap)
3. Finish and arm your underground bunker
2. Box set of 25 Classic DVDs
1. New top hat and monocle
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