Monday, March 09, 2009

Top 11 Reasons LearnedFoot Joined the Nihilist in Golf Pants

11. Nihilist wanted to pad traffic stats with all the google searches for "MILF".

10. Three words: backdated stock options.

9. LearnedFoot looking for some love from the City Pages.

8. Wanted to join a blog where two posts per week is considered prolific.

7. NIGP needs a cracker jack cartoonist if it wants to continue to compete with Dump Bachmann.

6. LearnedFoot tired of getting cease and desist letters from Kraft Foods.

5. Making Top 11 lists is even easier than poop jokes.

4. LearnedFoot figured this is the only way he could get mentioned in the Blog House.

3. Sisyphus needed to dedicate more of his blogging time to his career since his Halliburton stock tanked.

2. NIGP needed in-house counsel to defend Sisyphus from Mary Katherine Ham's restraining orders.

1. The Nihilist wanted to bring Sisyphus' best material back in-house.

3 Comments:

Anonymous MFB said...

Who is this new guy anyway? Why does he get higher billing than me? And why does it smell like salami in the NIGP offices today?

1:23 PM  
Blogger Saint Paul said...

12) The Nihlist won his soul in a fiddle contest

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Katie from Yucky Salad said...

Whew. I was afraid it was going to be Katie from Yucky Salad joining NIGP.

5:22 PM  

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