Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top 11 Reasons Barack Obama Returned the Bust of Winston Churchill to England

11. Every time Joe Biden walked into the oval office he shrieked, “Oh my God! The terrorists have beheaded Alfred Hitchcock!”

10. Having a bust of Churchill is so George W. Bush

9. Roland Burris keeps asking the bust to donate to Blago’s legal defense fund

8. Worried that visiting Germans might be offended

7. Geithner keeps recommending that he claim the bust as a dependent on his taxes

6. Refuses to honor a war-monger who should have insisted on talks with Hitler instead of unilateral resistance.

5. The "change" mentioned in his campaign speeches was actually referring to interior decoration in the White House.

4. Michelle's loving gazes were becoming emasculating

3. Looking at Churchill made him want to light up a smoke

2. Stimulus bill allotted $2.5 billion for shipping back busts of European Prime Ministers via two man kayak

1. Preferred the Neville Chamberlain bust instead.

3 Comments:

Anonymous MFB said...

Knew that Al Gore was coming to visit and didn't want him to be embarrassed by asking, "Who's that?"

1:53 PM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

He thought a bust of Ward Churchill would fit better with his ideology.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Terry_Jim said...

His Secretary Of State kept muttering something about where Churchill kept HIS cigars

11:06 PM  

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