Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hey you’re just as fat as me man! Maybe fatter!

In this clip, Jerry Seinfeld suggests that 95% of the population is undateable. Undateable!

Seinfeld is, of course, correct. However, he doesn't mention the main reason why. Americans are fat slobs. According to this study by the National Center for Health Statistics, 34% of Americans are obese and 33% more are overweight. Another 6% are extremely obese. That means 73% of Americans are overweight or worse.

What the hell is wrong with you people! Three out of four of you are fat asses who probably voted for an expansion of the liberal welfare state. You people make me sick!


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