Barack Likes To Sink Her

Much ado has been made in conservative circles about the possible reinstatement of the "Fairness Doctrine." This would potentially allow government to censor voices it doesn't like off the radio airwaves.

Would Barack Obama like to silence his talk radio critics? I suppose so. But I'd suggest he go after the internet first. Sites like this one love to use our outdated concept of free speech to spew our vile and hatred. Are we not as heinous as Rush Limbaugh? We're not? How about Powerline? Surely they are hate merchants on a par with Rush.

Actually, I have a suggestion of a site to shut down ahead of Powerline and Nihilist In Golf Pants. Obama should shut down Chicapedia. Now, I know that with all of the internet pornography available, a soft-core and mildly sexist site like Chicapedia shouldn't bother our intellectual and moral betters. However, I present this link as proof that this site is deserving of the death penalty.

That's right, Michelle Obama has a Chicapedia entry. Complete with a sexy quote (if you're Bill Maher, that is), "I have never really been proud of my country," and a pear-shaped set of measurements 36-33-44. This is what people mean when they call the internet a cesspool.