Monday, March 16, 2009

Barack Likes To Sink Her

Much ado has been made in conservative circles about the possible reinstatement of the "Fairness Doctrine." This would potentially allow government to censor voices it doesn't like off the radio airwaves.

Would Barack Obama like to silence his talk radio critics? I suppose so. But I'd suggest he go after the internet first. Sites like this one love to use our outdated concept of free speech to spew our vile and hatred. Are we not as heinous as Rush Limbaugh? We're not? How about Powerline? Surely they are hate merchants on a par with Rush.

Actually, I have a suggestion of a site to shut down ahead of Powerline and Nihilist In Golf Pants. Obama should shut down Chicapedia. Now, I know that with all of the internet pornography available, a soft-core and mildly sexist site like Chicapedia shouldn't bother our intellectual and moral betters. However, I present this link as proof that this site is deserving of the death penalty.

That's right, Michelle Obama has a Chicapedia entry. Complete with a sexy quote (if you're Bill Maher, that is), "I have never really been proud of my country," and a pear-shaped set of measurements 36-33-44. This is what people mean when they call the internet a cesspool.


Anonymous Ben Dover said...

Speaking of shutting down 1st Lady related smut merchants...check out today's Star Trubune. In the Variety section there is an article on how to get the 1st Lady's sculpted biceps. Look at the related photo on page E-5. Playboy or Penthouse wouldn't pose a women like that., Hustler and the Star Tribune would though.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

The real reason that website should be shutdown is that they have a page dedicated to Rosie O'Donnell (do not click: This is inexcusable even if it is done ironically.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's got a big butt.

11:58 AM  

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