Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Top 11 Names for the Proposed St. Cloud Area County that Would Be Better Than Lake Wobegon County

Some Democrats in the Minnesota Legislature have proposed merging Stearns County, Benton County and northern Sherburne County to form a new entity they are tentatively calling Lake Wobegon County. What an embarrassment that would be. Fortunately, the residents of the new county would have final say on the name. Here are the top 11 names that would be better than Lake Wobegon:

11. Woodchipper-from-Fargo County

10. Drunk and Disorderly County

9. Flannel County

8. King County

7. Banaian County

6. Yoose From The Cities? County

5. Real Housewives of Orange County

4. Inbred County

3. Hairy-Backed Swamp Developer County

2. Bacon County

1. Ronald Reagan County

5 Comments:

Anonymous Hans Moleman said...

Dem & Dere County

Rockhead County

Kiss Ass County (not to be confused with Kissimmee County)

12:15 PM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

SheBentonSteer County.

This is why you need to keep me in the loop on these things.

12:24 PM  
Blogger King said...

You know what they've wanted to call it? Round County. Believe me, Lake Wobegon was an upgrade.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Terry_Jim said...

-CreativeMemories County
(My wife is a longtime consultant, we've visited St.Cloud a couple of times.)

-Riteindishere County

-Whitebread County

-OnlyToTenWeCan County

9:54 PM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Drive-Through County

"Are We There Yet?" County

Flyover County

10:56 PM  

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