Top 11 Names for the Proposed St. Cloud Area County that Would Be Better Than Lake Wobegon County
Some Democrats in the Minnesota Legislature have proposed merging Stearns County, Benton County and northern Sherburne County to form a new entity they are tentatively calling Lake Wobegon County. What an embarrassment that would be. Fortunately, the residents of the new county would have final say on the name. Here are the top 11 names that would be better than Lake Wobegon:
11. Woodchipper-from-Fargo County
10. Drunk and Disorderly County
9. Flannel County
8. King County
7. Banaian County
6. Yoose From The Cities? County
5. Real Housewives of Orange County
4. Inbred County
3. Hairy-Backed Swamp Developer County
2. Bacon County
1. Ronald Reagan County
11. Woodchipper-from-Fargo County
10. Drunk and Disorderly County
9. Flannel County
8. King County
7. Banaian County
6. Yoose From The Cities? County
5. Real Housewives of Orange County
4. Inbred County
3. Hairy-Backed Swamp Developer County
2. Bacon County
1. Ronald Reagan County
posted by Sisyphus at 3/24/2009 12:05:00 PM
5 Comments:
Dem & Dere County
Rockhead County
Kiss Ass County (not to be confused with Kissimmee County)
SheBentonSteer County.
This is why you need to keep me in the loop on these things.
You know what they've wanted to call it? Round County. Believe me, Lake Wobegon was an upgrade.
-CreativeMemories County
(My wife is a longtime consultant, we've visited St.Cloud a couple of times.)
-Riteindishere County
-Whitebread County
-OnlyToTenWeCan County
Drive-Through County
"Are We There Yet?" County
Flyover County
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