Top 11 Things That Joe Biden Did For The Community In Lieu of Charitable Giving
11. Raised awareness for the American Hair Plug industry
10. Taught class in "Catholic Social Doctrine" at local church
9. Let articulate black men use his shower to get clean
8. Gave up his seat on the train to old ladies (multiple times)
7. Hands out full-sized candy bars on Halloween
6. Came up with plan for local street gangs to divide up their turf
5. Donated his used underwear to the Salvation Army
4. Recognized wheel-chair bound patients at local Courage Center as part of his "Stand Up" program
3. Gave homeless people rides to the polls on Election Day
2. Helped inner-city students plagiarize speeches
1. Gave speeches into wind turbines to help America achieve energy independence
10. Taught class in "Catholic Social Doctrine" at local church
9. Let articulate black men use his shower to get clean
8. Gave up his seat on the train to old ladies (multiple times)
7. Hands out full-sized candy bars on Halloween
6. Came up with plan for local street gangs to divide up their turf
5. Donated his used underwear to the Salvation Army
4. Recognized wheel-chair bound patients at local Courage Center as part of his "Stand Up" program
3. Gave homeless people rides to the polls on Election Day
2. Helped inner-city students plagiarize speeches
1. Gave speeches into wind turbines to help America achieve energy independence
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 9/23/2008 12:56:00 AM
2 Comments:
Very funny.
How about top 11 History Facts as put forth by Senator Biden!
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