A Cougar Worse Than Hillary

Word has it that John Cougar Mellencamp is looking to help Barak Obama solve his problems be rewriting his hit "Small Town" with lyrics to help the Obama campaign. Here is a preview:

Well I was born in a small town
I wish I lived in a big town
Us guys in the small towns
Wish we could organizes communities

We got a mayor in our small town
Cooter, Gomer & Eb can run a real small town
McJobs in the small towns
Provide little opportunity

Educated in a small town
We cling to guns and Jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
‘Bout how the big city’s the place to be

Can't get arugula in a small town
No hybrid cars in a small town
Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town
Now she rightly looks down on me

No I cannot forget the depths that I come from
I know big city people are above me
Just another rube here in this small town
More cosmopolitan is what I want to be

George Bush don’t like the big towns
He unleashed Katrina on a real big town
But New Orleans in its ruin
Is still a better place to be

Well I'm really stuck in a small town
Ain't got much luck in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
‘less I’m sent to Iraq by McCain & Cheney

No I cannot forget the depths that I come from
I know big city people are above me
Just another rube here in this small town
I know that my betters live in DC