Sunday, August 31, 2008

Top 11 Names Sarah Palin Almost Gave Her Children

We at NIGP love John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin for running mate. Her conservative bona fides are excellent, as is her reputation as a reformer. There is only one issue that concerns us regarding her judgement. She gave her children the following goofy names: Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow and Trig. We're not sure what that says about her judgement, but it is a cause for concern. Here is a list of other goofy names that she considered, but ultimately rejected:

11. Muckluck
10. Walker
9. Texas Ranger
8. Hoop
7. Matrix
6. Rink
5. Hudson Hawk
4. Box Elder
3. Diff EQ
2. Talladega
1. Barak


Blogger Margaret said...

Trig is the most normal name. It's Scandinavian (Swedish or Norwegian--usually spelled Tryg or Trigg). David had a great uncle Tryg. Neither Sarah nor her spouse are Scandinavian as far as I have read so I guess it still counts as unusual.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

I'd vote for Piper as most normal, but I have heard of people who pronounce their name the same as Trig.

BTW, great opener for the skunk bears.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what will Bristol name her baby?

5:15 PM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

She will name her baby: Anonymous Commenters Are Douchebags

6:52 AM  

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