Saturday, January 19, 2008

Top 11 Reasons Why DVD of Original Sesame Street Episodes Carries an "Adults Only" Warning

It's true. The first episodes are out on DVD, but contain a parental warning. Here are some of the reasons why:

11. Episode where Gordon explains that he was a "sissie" during his time in prison

10. The Count counts the number of discarded needles on Sesame Street

9. Big Bird sees Snuffalufagus after experimenting with psychedelic mushrooms

8. Symbianese Liberation Army operatives attempt to place a bomb under a police car parked on Sesame Street

7. Maria celebrates the Roe v. Wade Supreme Court ruling, which came just in time to solve her "problem"

6. Grover delivers an impassioned speech on how Sesame Street would have less crime if George Wallace had been elected President

5. The Cookie Monster's munchies a direct result of his extensive marijuana use

4. Guest Keith Richards explain the "S is for smack"

3. Ernie moves in with Bert after a long struggle with his sexuality

2. Oscar's grouchiness explained by syphilis

1. Mr. Hooper kneecaps a shoplifter


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