Sunday, January 06, 2008

Top 11 Indications You Live Next Door to a “Pot Palace”

The Star Tribune entitles an article on suburban homes being used as indoor pot greenhouses, “Do you live next door to a pot palace?” You never know, you just might. Here are the top 11 clues to look for:

11. Pink Floyd pig balloon tethered to the garage

10. Al Franken for Senate sign in front yard

9. Doritos delivery truck visits weekly

8. A half-pipe installed in the backyard

7. Neighbor's host annual Cheech & Chong film festival

6. Their brownies are especially popular at the neighborhood block party

5. They participate in your political caucus only to propose a resolution endorsing the many industrial uses of hemp

4. Regularly petition the city council to rename your street “Jerry Garcia Boulevard”

3. Instead of putting up Christmas lights, they move their lava lamps to the window

2. You run into a co-worker coming out of the house and he mumbles something about his aunt having glaucoma

1. You see your neighbor's house on Snoop Dogg's reality show

4 Comments:

Blogger Mark said...

Their Xcel Energy bill arrives in a shipping crate.

7:46 PM  
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Blogger Bike Bubba said...

I have to admit that when I saw this, my first thought was "you know, if they used those daylight CF bulbs instead of incandescent grow bulbs, they might not be caught."

10:54 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

It seems like a new pope is not elected every day.

2:28 PM  

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