Monday, December 31, 2007

Top 11 Things Troy Williamson Plans To Do In The Offseason

11. Drop by to visit friends and relatives

10. Drop F-bombs every time he's forced to watch film of the game against Denver

9. Drop acid in an attempt to escape the reality that his NFL career is over

8. Hire someone to carry his young children for him

7. Try to get a job on Dick Cheney's staff in hopes that he can drop the big one on Iran

6. Drop a few pounds to get in better shape

5. Drop hints about the hand enhancement surgery he wants for his birthday

4. Drop a grand in Vegas on the Vikings chances of making the playoffs next year without him

3. Drop the soap, if he's ever put in prison for impersonating a wide receiver

2. Drop his drawers when he gets his dropsy vaccination shot

1. Start training for his new career as an Allstate insurance adjuster

4 Comments:

Blogger M said...

Cold.

1:56 PM  
Blogger DiscordianStooge said...

Drop out of the public eye.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Drop by for a tryout with a team that would appreciate his talents - the Detroit Lions.

6:35 PM  
Blogger R-Five said...

Pair up with Jake "Hands of Stone" Reed, go on "America's Got Talent" as juggling duo.

9:30 AM  

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