Sunday, December 30, 2007

Buy My Book

Hugh Hewitt inspired me. Among other great accomplishments, Hugh is a prolific author. His latest book, "A Mormon in the White House?" made me reevaluate my life. If Hugh could put his personal feelings aside and write a dispassionate biography of Republican Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, then I could do something similar.

Here is the result. A special thanks to Sisyphus for the jacket cover photography:

For those interested, here are the 11 things everyone should know about this Presidential hopeful:

11. Hillary married Bill Clinton in 1975, and is proud of her fourteen years of blissful marriage

10. She is an expert on African proverbs, having even invented one of her own

9. Despite little experience, Hillary is a shrewd investor with a complex understanding of how to profit in the futures markets

8. Hillary believes in the wisdom of the children and speaks with their voice

7. Her name sounds nothing like Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein

6. Her hobbies include not baking cookies

5. Hillary is not adverse to paying bloggers for an endorsement

4. She plans to have her administration investigate Oprah Winfrey for crimes against humanity

3. Hillary was a lifetime Yankees fan, but has deep allegiances to the AAA Iowa Cubs

2. As a 2-term Senator, Hillary understands that someone who has been in that body for a mere two years wouldn't know their ass from a hole in the ground

1. Hillary has assembled the most experienced group of advisers of any Presidential candidate, including former President Bill Clinton and the ghost of former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt


Anonymous socal bill said...

Of course with the "funny book cover" above, we still believe we hold the moral high ground when it comes to true political debatable topics...just as pathetic as

1:34 AM  
Blogger golf said...

Very interesting post!!!
Thanks for those 11 hopeful things. :)


2:06 AM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...


Bill caught me. Here I thought this was a substanative post on the issues and he shot my argument down.

I wish I raised half of a percent of the money that comes moveon's way.

Curses, foiled again!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Bill, allow me to introduce you to the Nihilist In Golf Pants.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Her parents travelled 6 years into the future (to 1953 from 1947) to find an inspirational name for her.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Steve said...

Brokeback Hugh: I wish I knew how to quit you Mit!

8:44 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

Bill just doesn't like the tone of the title. I think if you say "mean ol' bitch" you'll be able to get some sort of Will Rogers frisson that should ameloriate his "socal" sensibilities.

Otherwise, you could try "mean ole bitch," which is also folksy and might get you additional sales from people who'll assume your tome is chock full of hilarious Ole and Lena jokes. Should help your sales in places like Fergus Falls and Bemidji.

Mr. D

6:32 PM  

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