Top 11 Headlines That Should Have Been Written After The Iowa Caucuses

11. Iowa Is Big Obama's House

10. Huckin' A Right!

9. Barack Around The Clock

8. Hucka, Hucka, Burnin' Love

7. Barack and Roll!

6. Someone Named "Christopher Dodd" Was Apparently Running for President Too

5. Obama Rama!

4. Fred Not Quite Dead

3. Rudy Stays on the Bench

2. Gravel Pulverized

1. Iowans Check Out the Hill and Come Down for Obama