Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Top 11 Things President Bush Did After Vetoing Health Insurance For The Children

11. Wiped his feet on the US Constitution

10. Kicked his dog

9. Waterboarded Harry Reid

8. Concocted some lies to justify a war with Iran

7. Stole candy from a baby

6. Illegally wiretapped your phone conversation

5. Outed some covert CIA operatives

4. Evicted a widow from her home

3. Called the troops "a bunch of phonies"

2. Tied a damsel to the railroad tracks

1. Knocked down a bridge during rush hour

3 Comments:

Blogger pikkumatti said...

Did some more covering up of how he blew up the World Trade Center on 9/11.

5:24 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Put some more arsenic in America's drinking water supply.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fired up his weather control device again to finish the job in New Orleans.

8:44 PM  

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